pilosopogyno:

Teacher: May limang ibon na nakaupo sa bakod, pag binaril mo ang isa… Ilan ang matitira?

Ako: Wala po ma’am.

Teacher: Bobo ka ba?! Bakit mo nasabing wala, sige nga?!

Ako: Dahil isang putok mo lang ng bala, aalis lahat ng ibon. Walang matitira. Sige nga, magpapaputok ako ngayon ng baril dito sa loob, tatambay ka pa ba dito? Syempre, tatakas ka na diba? Bobo mo naman! Ikaw ang maupo dito at ako ang magtuturo!

#Hahahaha.  
∞  August 30, 2011
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